Clearly my mommy loves me more than I love her be she brought me back food from my grandmother’s and I didn’t even get her tulips oops
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
Next fall Finland’s postal service publishes Tom of Finland’s homoerotic drawings as stamps. I guess that next September I will begin using snail mail again.
I will so buy a big pile of these and only use the butt stamp in my correspondance from now on.
Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.
Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid? Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?
1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.” It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.
The nail. It is hit on the head.
Pick only the female ad to share on social media. Go wild about demeaning women or something. Totally ignore the male version.
I’m happy for the person who made this ad. They clearly never had to go through life lacking the confidence to just speak clearly, without fear that the hazy connection between mind and tongue will garble their thoughts and poorly communicate with everyone around them. They don’t have pauses in their speech because they need a second to make sure they’re saying what they mean so they won’t be misunderstood - pauses that need to be filled with filler phrases so nobody interrupts you in the middle of your thought because they think you stopping for a second means you’re done talking. I’m happy that this person doesn’t have those anxieties and oral struggles, because they’re a fucking bag of bitches to live with.
THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TOGETHER IT HURTS ME
okay now switch so patrick stewart can teach Fassy to stop being such a DICK
This is really personal to me. I went to the place where I was attacked (molested but not raped) for the first time today since it happened two years ago. I was questioning whether or not it was my fault and thinking about all of the people that pass by that place casually with no idea what happened, and I wrote this. I think it needed to be written. that is the wall I was held against. That is what I wrote today. That is my shadow. And I feel stronger now for writing that.
I’m just going to keep bringing this up I think it’s important
this is really important it needs more notes
While leaving the David Letterman show, Emma stopped to pose for a photo with a young girl. When heading to her car Emma overheard the girl say that the photo didn’t turn out, so she ran back to retake the photo.