Red Bird Writes
Jesus look at it #fish #fascination

Jesus look at it #fish #fascination

And -that- is a pleco that’s bigger than my fucking forearm #fish #aquarium

And -that- is a pleco that’s bigger than my fucking forearm #fish #aquarium

That is a first grader. And that is a big fuckin fish. #fish #aquarium

That is a first grader. And that is a big fuckin fish. #fish #aquarium

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Our Inquisitor gives a speech trying to explain to the council of a town that they should be careful and not take out their fear and hate on the entirety of another race of nomadic humans…

DM: “You all get the feeling that they’re hearing what you say, but you can kind of tell that they’re not really taking in the words the way that you were hoping.”
Sorcerer: “The wheel’s turning, but the hamster is racist.”

"Who knows, I might have fulfilling snake sex and then we can all leave"

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- our party’s bard

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GM: “You can’t interrogate someone you don’t share a language with.”

Enforcer: “Everyone speaks ‘I-want-to-keep-my-toes.’”

Time was of the essence.

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DM: The bookcase swings open to reveal a dark stairway.

Human Artificer: Guys, we should go slowly. There might be traps.

Warforged Knight: I shove the sac of organs aside and throw myself down the stairs in an attempt to set off any traps.

DM: You arrive at the bottom of the stairs only a little worse for wear. No traps have been set off.

Warforged Knight: IT IS SAFE TO PROCEED MY FLESHY MEATSACK COMPANIONS!

Hospital tank #fish

Hospital tank #fish

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

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Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

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